Assimilate, Californians

Despite their aversion to Californians, most Idahoans are pretty decent folks, so if you don’t play the California card, you just might make it here.

First and foremost, if you want to go along to get along, assimilate. That means take something in, understand it, and integrate yourself into it. Idahoans believe we think we’re entitled. Prove them wrong. Be humble.