Idiom #1 (Et Al.): Jumping The Shark

We call her Shark. Baby Shark. She’s amazing.No mere robot vacuum, she’s set me free from guilt. She’s changed my life. She’s brilliant and new, even if a little dusty after 20 laps around our farmhouse.

The first few times she ran, I just followed her around and watched. For hours. Baby Shark knows where she’s going and where she’s been. She eats her fi…